My pre-noon day started in Wetherspoon's which I seem to be subconsciously ticking whenever there's one nearby. Mrs PropUptheBar and the dog hung out in the sunshine by the mini-waterfall in front of the Olive Branch, on account of Spoons not liking the dog and him not caring much for them either.
The Lynd Cross (1 Springfield Way, Horsham, RH12 2PJ)
They weren't missing much, to be honest.
This is an old retail unit that used to be Horsham Pine Shop. Now everyone in Horsham can have a £2.29 pint of Jaipur, but no-one's got any pine furniture.
It was in a bit of a state of chaos as the staff tried to juggle app orders, clearing the tables, and getting muddled on the till when the chap before me changed his mind from Freedom Breakfast to Large full English.
There wasn't much in the way of unusual guest beers, with an old South West favourite - Bays 'Devon Dumpling' - being the only lesser-seen ale on offer. On reasonable form and just £1 for my swift half.
Right, let's do the first Good Beer Guide pub...
The King's Arms (64 Bishopric, Horsham, RH12 1QN)
This used to be the King & Barnes tap, when the local brewery still existed 100 yards away. It looks like it's gone through a few incarnations since, currently a wet-led free house.
It's a cracker.
Pianola in the doorway; 'bring your own food' sign; second-hand books on the fireplace (very Dean Koontz heavy); a mellow pub dog; and an enthusiastic chap behind the bar pointing out his local craft offerings.
On our visit, the cask line-up looked like this:
I went with the Downlands 'Cascade', a 3.8% recreation of the original Hophead.
A lovely flavoursome pale ale with a crisp bitter finish.
We had quite a trek to our next destination. Through the busy town centre - past the railway station and over the train lines - round Harwood Way through the Horsham 'burbs until we found an alleyway into an industrial estate.
Brewery tap? You guessed it...
Horsham Brewery Tap (22 Blatchford Close, Horsham, RH13 5RG)
This was of the more basic variety of tap rooms, just a couple of beer-fest-style benches outside and more seating and a darts board inside next to the brewing kit.
I wasn't sure if the hand pumps on the bar were just for show, but happily one of them dispensed my pick of 'Mick's Mild', a 5.2% smooth smoky brew. Not the cheapest at £5.80, but such a great ale that I'm not grumbling.
Other than that, plenty of choice on the keg lines...

The tap room needed a few more customers to liven up our visit. I ambled across the yard to investigate the vintage street lights laid out on the ground at what turned out to be the heritage lighting specialist neighbours. The barman came out five minutes later and picked up the barrier which had blown over with it's 'no entry' signs, lest we spy on secrets of the heritage lighting trade.
Nothing to do, then, except admire the welly art...
Nothing to do, then, except admire the welly art...

It's a 6 or 7 minute walk to get to Brolly Brewing - just follow the blokes from the next table at the Horsham Brewery who've set off moments before you.
Brolly Brewing (Unit 8, Redkiln Close, Horsham, RH13 5QL)
Brolly have a pretty nifty set-up: their outdoor space about as pleasant as you can get on an industrial estate, complete with food van, musician, and perches on beer barrels.
Step inside the unit and it's divided in two with bar and seating on one side, brewery beyond stools and a propping ledge.
Shiny brewing kit picture alert!

There was a great line-up here at this 2025 Good Beer Guide destination. Four cask hand pulls with two of their own brews alongside guests from Verdant and Oakham. Plus lots of tempting stuff on the keg lines including a sour and a double IPA.

I tried both the casks - happy to see another dark mild, the super 'Lifeline' being a more sensible 3.8%, the 'Spanky McDanky' hitting the spot too.
And we filled up with Mexican street food from the Saltio food truck. Just don't ask Mrs PropUptheBar how her tummy was the next day after the super-hot salsa sauce and sour beer.
And we filled up with Mexican street food from the Saltio food truck. Just don't ask Mrs PropUptheBar how her tummy was the next day after the super-hot salsa sauce and sour beer.

We could have sat all afternoon at Brolly - a lovely place with a very relaxed and friendly atmosphere on a Sunday afternoon.
But we needed to check in to our hotel and complete the beer guide pubs of town.
The first of which was a Brunning & Price, looking very rural in my picture, despite being just a few steps away from the modern pedestrianised shopping streets.
But we needed to check in to our hotel and complete the beer guide pubs of town.
The first of which was a Brunning & Price, looking very rural in my picture, despite being just a few steps away from the modern pedestrianised shopping streets.

You already know what it looks like inside - several spaces surrounding a central bar, robust furniture, excessive old pictures, 'Reserved' signs on every single table.
But I've rarely had a bad beer in Brunning and Price and was pleased to see my third mild of the day - Langham Brewery's 'Triple XXX' 4.4% mild being another winner.

But never mind those sepia ladies in a state of undress.
I'm more concerned about where that Albert Brenot champagne cork is going...
I'm more concerned about where that Albert Brenot champagne cork is going...

The afternoon was rolling by alarmingly quickly and it was time for us to get checked into the Travelodge.
I had apparently not ticked the ;room with a view' box...
But a fine vista, balcony, jacuzzi and mini-bar would have been wasted on us. There was no time for loitering as we had pizza and porter in mind at the Malt Shovel.
Handily just a few minutes walk from the hotel.
The Malt Shovel (15 Springfield Road, Horsham, RH12 2PG)
Another fine establishment, even if it wasn't especially busy on a Sunday evening. The Malt Shovel is a fine town centre pub split into two halves with stone floor, dark wood panels, collection of old bottles on a high shelf, guard dog to navigate at the front door.

The real ale options were Burning Sky 'Waves Away' or 'Aurora', Downlands 'Oatmeal Stout', Surrey Hills 'Three Peaks' and a Thornbridge 'Lukas'.
A fine selection from which I went with the stout, brewed at Small Dole just inland from Brighton (they have an interesting and rather harsh policy on random brewery visitors on their website!)
No local CAMRA mags to read, so I had to make do with the first couple of volumes of the Licensed Houses and their Management books...
A fine selection from which I went with the stout, brewed at Small Dole just inland from Brighton (they have an interesting and rather harsh policy on random brewery visitors on their website!)
No local CAMRA mags to read, so I had to make do with the first couple of volumes of the Licensed Houses and their Management books...

I really liked the Malt Shovel - a local music venue too - so was sorry to read local reports that the longstanding tenants are seemingly being ousted, putting its future of gigs and quality beer in doubt.
Next up, Piries Bar defeated us, plunging the Horsham Good Beer Guide completion into jeopardy. How the heck had this small bar down an alleyway got a queue and two security guards on the door? Sunday Karaoke, I later discovered.
So that just left us with the Anchor Tap...
Next up, Piries Bar defeated us, plunging the Horsham Good Beer Guide completion into jeopardy. How the heck had this small bar down an alleyway got a queue and two security guards on the door? Sunday Karaoke, I later discovered.
So that just left us with the Anchor Tap...

A stylish modern ale house with a lovely tiled floor and impressive selection of craft and cask. Enough chocolate porters and Vault City sours to keep Mrs PropUptheBar here for a second, as we settled into the quieter back room.
I stuck with a sensible cask, a well-kept Vibrant Forest 'PUPA' pale ale.
Horsham had proved a bit of a winner for a sunny Bank Holiday Sunday afternoon.
Good beer throughout our trip. A decent varied selection of venues from the rickety bench outside the brewery tap to the cushioned leather benches in the ale house.
I just can't believe I didn't get to all the GBG pubs because I was beaten by karaoke. Karaoke! Bah!